May 2012
362 posts
Pretty friend: Omg i just got 100 likes on my profile picture
Smart friend: Omg i got an excellence on my internal
Athletic friend: Omg i just got asked to join the national team
Popular friend: Omg today i got invited to like ten parties
Me: Today i meowed at my cat and he meowed back
Actually, be a slut and post slutty pictures...
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possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first...
isabelthespy:
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People can walk but not handsanitizers Because handsanitizers don’t have legs